DIRTY · WHITE · VAN

So... what is in the back of the van?

Nobody's saying yet. Not the driver, not the neighbours, not the guy who keeps asking about the noise at 2am. Press the button. It won't tell you everything — but it won't leave you standing here either.

You open the doors. It's darker in there than it should be.

There's a shape under a tarp, a faint smell of solder and two-stroke, and a handwritten note that just says "later."

The real answer is still being built. Check back soon — or don't; the van isn't going anywhere.